We have puppies and we are getting ready to move, so....please excuse the severe lack of posts. Between cleaning up puppy doodoo and packing well more supposed to be packing tasks, we don't have a lot of time to post what is going on.

Will have more after May 11th.

Em

Ok one more thing about these preps in the arcades!

I FINALLY divulge my secret plan to get those HOT ASS dorks and what happens!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The fucking preps follow me and the dorks disappear!!!!!!!!!! Fuck that!

I don't want a prep!

I don't!

SERIOUSLY! Am I just destined to end up with one of these idiots or something!? God Dammit! People are even trying to set me up with these fairies! My Mom, some girls at work, it's just...just INFURIATING!

I want that pale scrawny guy with the long hair and too shy to say anything and likes video games and all that dorky stuff that just is so stupid I don't care but it's so god damn cute on him!

That's all.

So all you fucking preps stop following me or else I will dig your eye balls out with my big toe!

Emily

P.S. Jenn will hold you down.

I love it when I'm boredom hyper. I tend to scare Jenn pretty bad. She's said it many times, so one day I just might leave her alone, like just  completely go silent, see what she does then. HA.

Yeah I tackled her. She didn't like that, and she didn't like me putting my ice cold feet on her either. Aren't I just the best roommate???

SIGH, yeah I'm bored again. There's nothing to do. Granted I could go do the dishes, that is my job and they're like overflowing and we have no silverwear....ok ok ok I'll go do the dishes.

Nag.

Em

Since when did preps start hanging out at arcades???

Alright, so my Grandmother is highly encouraging me to start writing children's books.

So, thinking on this I will take her up on this and test them here on Xanga before I start thinking about getting published. So, here goes, first edition, first public apperance, Books for Higher Mental Health of your Children, by Emily

There once was a little girl named Suzie. She liked to play outside, she wanted a pony for christmas. She was such a pretty little girl.

Suzie also had a daddy. He was a big man. Daddy loved Suxie.

Daddy bought Suzie a puppy for Christmas because he couldn't by her a pony, but most of all.

Daddy loved to play with Suzie.

Suzie, though confused, loved to play with Daddy.

Suzie and Daddy liked to play Doctor, and Teacher, they loved to play find the quater.

But Mommy didn't know.

Suzie thought Mommy would like to play to, but Daddy said Mommy was not fun to play with. She did not have a cute little giggle like Suzie.

One day, Suzie felt strange, and the neighbor boy was sent to jail. Suzie was confused on why the neighbor boy made Daddy so mad about Suzie's stomach getting big, that he would be sent to jail.

But Mommy just said Suzie should just tell her Daddy when boys act like that, and never to talk to neighbor boy again.

But neighbor boy was making new big friends in jail.

So, the lesson from Suzie, Don't play with Daddy. It gets Neighbor boys sore behinds.

;)